I Think I Need A Life Jacket

I was watching one of my bulldog friends on the Internet today and he was able to swim. I've been in the pool before, but I can't stay up without help, I always start to sink. It doesn't help having short bulldog legs. I just wasn't built for swimming! If I had a life jacket like this bully, I would be able to float, and my head would stay above the water. I wouldn't get water in my nose. That's no fun!
I wonder if Santa could come back and drop that off? I might have to wait till my birthday in April. Maybe I could get a job, or do chores to earn money and buy it myself. I'll think about it after my nap.

I remember it Being Easier Getting the Peanut Butter Out!

Mommy just woke me up.....I fell asleep with the bone in my mouth. Guess that means it's time for this mini bully to go to bed.
Merry Christmas! Snookie

Christmas Time for Snookie Pie!

Mommy and Daddy gave me favorite thing in the whole wide world. I bone with peanut butter inside! Gotta go! I've got work to do.
Snookie

Protecting Mommy from the UPS Man

Mommy says today is Christmas Eve. I guess that's why the UPS man keeps ringing the door bell. I can hear him before he even gets out of the truck. I bark really loud and show my teeth. I know this is really scary. That way I don't have to bother with attacking him. That can be so exhausting. Oh my it's 11:50 already I've been awake for five minutes, know what that means? NAP TIME! I have to get my beauty rest.
Merry Christmas Eve,
Snookie

Adventures of Snookie

I knocked over the trash can last night. Mmmm, smelled good. I saw daddy cleaning out the fridge earlier and I wanted to see what kind of treats I could find. Mommy and daddy were watching t.v. upstairs I didn't think they'd hear me.
"Snookie!"
Oops! Guess they heard. I'll just run upstairs and get under the bed, they won't know it was me.